Eyeball whitening
Men in wigs
Humor Bloggers dot com
Giving directions by Latitude and Longitude
The 4-piece bikini
Befriending Russian Oligarchs then conning them out of millions and getting away with it
Capes
Manure generated energy
Invisible wrapping paper
The Scandinavian porn star diet
Irony (Ironic t-shirts not included)
San Dimas High School football
Finger hair waxing
Shame eating
Ambidextrous shoes
Swearing at random people in a language they don’t understand
Cookie jars that are used to store things other than cookies
Faux tiger shark skin hanging rugs
Nickel and diming
Catch-22s
Going commando
Long walks on a beach in the rain while listening to “Yellow” on your iPod
Estonian synchronized swimmers
The return of thinking inside the box
A-list celebrities adopting C- and D-list celebrities
Tags: celebrity adoption, Coldplay, commando, humor bloggers, irony, nickel and dime, poop, porn stars, Russian oligarchs
December 31, 2008 at 6:21 pm |
Yes. Thinking outside the box is over rated.
And I’ve moved on to Catch-23s.
Capes? I would wear a cape.
This list is too satirically intelligent. I love it. You’ve been stumbled.
December 31, 2008 at 6:21 pm |
Just notice the url for my website was wrong…
December 31, 2008 at 7:13 pm |
Catch-23s. I like that. I think I’ll give them a try.
December 31, 2008 at 10:55 pm |
Great List with some really inventive stuff!
I like eyeball whitening.
How about “Spermx Wipes”? I mean, they have everything else in wipe form these days.
January 1, 2009 at 9:38 am |
Thank goodness – a return to thinking inside the box! That outsidey thing just made me queasy.
January 1, 2009 at 11:11 am |
I like the ambidextrous shoes, especially in the winter. For some reason, I always get confused with snowboots and stuff like that. I know, odd, but I do.
January 1, 2009 at 1:26 pm |
OK,explain to me where the other two pieces of the bikini will go?
Love the list!!
Happy New Year!!
January 1, 2009 at 5:17 pm |
Thinkinfyou, the 3rd and 4th piece go wherever they’ll make the strongest fashion statement.
January 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm |
Wait, I’ve been going commando for years! Does that mean I’m ahead of the curve? I’m like Nostradamus or something.
January 1, 2009 at 5:18 pm |
You, my friend, are definitely ahead of the curve.
I should also mention that a big part of the commando trend this year is finally being proud and telling the world about it.
January 3, 2009 at 11:31 pm |
argh! when are the A list celebs going to start adopting thirty-something, poor, white girls like me?? I guess my year’s goin’ in the crapper.
January 5, 2009 at 2:36 pm |
if you don’t have white eyeballs, you have bigger problems than whitening them. My new trend involves Jack and work coming together at last.