The results of a private investigator’s search for an answer to the question posed by the old lady in the Wendy’s commercial, “Where’s the beef?” «

The results of a private investigator’s search for an answer to the question posed by the old lady in the Wendy’s commercial, “Where’s the beef?”

By chowner

Sold by the vial at my local gym
In Selma Hayek’s bra
In the top drawer of my ex-girlfriend’s bedside table
On every page of the annual fireman’s calendar
About an hour outside Vegas at the Cottontail Ranch
In the Witness Protection Program
On a farm in Cochrane, Alberta, Canada

Tags: Cottontail Ranch, Selma Hayek's boobs, Wendy's, Where's the beef?, Witness Protection Program

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5 Responses to “The results of a private investigator’s search for an answer to the question posed by the old lady in the Wendy’s commercial, “Where’s the beef?””

Lady Sarcasm Says:
May 22, 2009 at 9:22 am | Reply
I think the old lady ate it. The filthy carnivore!
Shawn Says:
May 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm | Reply
Sweet jesus, I adore the beef inside Salma Hayek’s bra. If she were Wendy’s spokesperson I would eat there every day.
John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer Says:
May 24, 2009 at 9:09 am | Reply
I prefer the beef in Kate Beckinsale’s bra.
Marissa Says:
May 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm | Reply
It’s in Mark Wahlberg’s Calvin Klein underwear. That’s where I’m going to look, anyway.
quirkyloon Says:
June 10, 2009 at 2:53 pm | Reply
And here I thought it was between my hamburger buns. I’m so old-school.

The results of a private investigator’s search for an answer to the question posed by the old lady in the Wendy’s commercial, “Where’s the beef?”

5 Responses to “The results of a private investigator’s search for an answer to the question posed by the old lady in the Wendy’s commercial, “Where’s the beef?””

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