Comments on: Answers you should avoid when filling out your adoption papers

By: VE

VE — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:20:31 +0000

Excellent options all! hahaha

I’ll add one of my own…

Do you have any self-cleaning models available?

chowner — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:37:03 +0000

Shawn: At least until they’re 4.

Jenn: Those are gold and well become part of my updated list.

Trysh: That’s what Madonna’s kids say every day.

Shawna: I wonder if those are Ben Affleck’s babies?

Shawna — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:53:06 +0000

HAHAH PLEASEEEEEE tell me you have seen this video:

I almost peed my pants the first time.

Trysh — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:31:08 +0000

haha i thought you meant the papers you fill out when you want to be adopted

‘this family is too bitchy….’

Jenn Thorson — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:00:35 +0000

“I’m changing my name to Angelina Jolie, so I need to have at least one child to make it convincing.”

“The dog who used to ride around in my purse died.”

Shawn — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:46:20 +0000

“Yardwork is piling up” would probably be one to avoid.

chowner — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:47:20 +0000

Quirky: That’s a brilliant idea. Babysitter included would drive adoption rates way up.

John: Maybe with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

Mary: I’m here to help.

Kathcom: Well said.

kathcom — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:02:14 +0000

“Tastes great. Less filling!”

“Duh, that’s why they call it ‘child’ labor!”

Now I’m going to be thinking of this all day. Thanks.

“I need a strong one. That last one couldn’t take a good shaking.”

Mary @ Holy Mackerel — Sun, 31 May 2009 21:52:59 +0000

Well, those are a few I wouldn’t have thought up myself. Good job!

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:51:26 +0000

How about…

“Because children are so yummy.”

Great list.