LITERARY AGENT: So, Tori called, she’s thinking about writing another book.
GHOSTWRITER: You mean she wants me to write another book for her.
LA: Pretty much.
GW: So what’s this one about?
LA: She was hoping you’d have some ideas.
GW: Again. Do you know how the idea for the first book came about?
LA: I’ve heard some stories.
GW: Did you hear about how she used to call me when she was wasted, talk about wanting to “write” a memoir and then proceed to summarize old episodes of 90210 claiming they were based on her life and ask me to “pretty them up” for the book?
LA: Yeah. That one got around.
GW: Did you know each time she was a different character?
LA: (stifling a laugh) I hadn’t heard that part. Hey, how about the story behind the book’s title? Is it true that you got the idea to name it sTORI TELLING because she’s notorious for signing her name wrong?
GW: No comment.
Tags: 90210, drunk, ghostwriter, Hollywood, sTORI TELLING, Tori Spelling
July 17, 2009 at 9:53 am |
I have a title suggestion: Mother May I Sleep With Danger.
(Yes Tori actually starred in the Lifetime movie and yes it is very disturbing that I actually know this.)
July 17, 2009 at 11:46 pm |
She should name her new book Why I haven’t Killed Myself Yet
July 19, 2009 at 2:18 pm |
I can’t even stand to look at her much less read a book about her. Somethings wrong with her face and boobs!
Like your blog
July 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm |
Quirky: Sleeping with her is dangerous.
John: Touche.
SP: Somethings just plain wrong with her.
August 5, 2009 at 8:31 pm |
OH TORI such an easy target.