FRODO: There’s something I need to tell you Samwise Gamgee.
SAM: Yes Mr.Frodo.
FRODO: I love you.
SAM: I know.
FRODO: No Sam, you don’t.
FRODO: I. Love. You. I want to be with you Sam.
SAM: You mean you’re coming back to the Shire?
FRODO: No Sam. I’m in love with you the way Aragorn loves Arwen.
PIPPEN: I knew it.
FRODO: (Stares at Sam longingly)
FRODO: Say something.
SAM: I’m in love with Rosie. She’s having my baby. We’re just friends.
FRODO: But you followed me across Middle Earth. You trimmed my foot hair. You even killed for me.
SAM: Ok, so we’re best friends. I don’t know what else to say. I’m not into dudes.
FRODO: But Sam, what will I do without you?
SAM: You’ll always have Gandalf.
SAM: So, I’ll see you around.