The original ending to Lord of the Rings

FRODO: There’s something I need to tell you Samwise Gamgee.
SAM: Yes Mr.Frodo.
FRODO: I love you.
SAM: I know.
FRODO: No Sam, you don’t.
SAM: …
FRODO: I. Love. You. I want to be with you Sam.
SAM: You mean you’re coming back to the Shire?
FRODO: No Sam. I’m in love with you the way Aragorn loves Arwen.
SAM: Oh…
PIPPEN: I knew it.
FRODO: (Stares at Sam longingly)
SAM: …
FRODO: Say something.

(Long pause)

SAM: I’m in love with Rosie. She’s having my baby. We’re just friends.
MERRY: Awkward.
FRODO: But you followed me across Middle Earth. You trimmed my foot hair. You even killed for me.
SAM: Ok, so we’re best friends. I don’t know what else to say. I’m not into dudes.
FRODO: But Sam, what will I do without you?
SAM: You’ll always have Gandalf.
FRODO: …
SAM: So, I’ll see you around.

THE END

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