Ask a Douche Bag with Brandon Davies

Q: I always see you in gossip mags with hotties even though you’re not very attractive and have super greasy hair. I don’t have your trust fund but I do have long, greasy hair. How can I use it to bag chicks like you?

–Fellow Greaser

A: I’m rich. You’re not. So you can’t. Now fuck off.

BD

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