Q: Obviously, you’re a big fan of guyliner. Although I think it’s totally gay – like I know you wish you were (do you remember that on NPR? Or talking about how you dig kissing dudes?). Anyways, it somehow seems to be working for you. I haven’t had a lot of luck with the ladies lately, so I’m wondering if you think it’s a look any guy can pull off, or is it just for girlie types like you?
A: Curious, it can totally work for you. I’ll even teach you how to put it on. Maybe lend you some my of clothes. Then we can hang out and stuff.
PS – have you ever kissed a guy before?