The fortune cookie factory

–I know it’s Saturday, so thanks for coming in on such short notice.
–Sure. I’ve been sleeping here lately, so it was no problem.
–You what?
–Excuse me?
–It sounded like you said you’ve been sleeping here lately.
–No. I said I haven’t been sleeping a lot lately
–Oh. Okay. Well, I guess that makes sense.
–Wha? What are you talking about?
–Uh… well, I don’t mean to pry, but is everything okay… you know, personally?
–Actually, um, no. I’m kind of going through a bit of a rough patch. How did you know?
–Well, uh, your work has been a little, um, subpar of late.
–But I’ve been writing like 50 fortunes a day.