Posts Tagged ‘princess’

OMG!!

January 17, 2014

-Hello.

-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

-Rachel? Is that you?

-Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

-What’s going on? Are you ok? Talk to me.

-I’m engaaaaaaged.

-You’re engaged?

-I’m engaged.

-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

-OMG. Details – now.

-He’s a Nigerian prince.

-But you’ve never been to Nigeria.

-He saw a picture on my Facebook page then wrote me this amazing proposal letter.

-That’s soooo romantic.

-Isn’t it? And get this: His family is worth, like, 90 million Niaras.

-Get. Out.

-For real. His face is on a coin.

-Shut up!

-Serious. He sent me one.

-So when are you getting married?

-As soon as he can escape.

-What do mean, escape?

-Poor thing. Rebels have overthrown the government. So his whole family has gone into hiding.

-How awful.

-I know, right. They’ve been striped of their power and can’t access any of their money.

-That must be terrifying.

-That’s exactly how he describes it in his letter. He said he fears for his life everyday and only I can save him.

-For real?

-Totally for real. All I had to do was send him $25,000 so this ex-special soldier guy can smuggle him out of the country and bribe some bankers to release his money.

-It’s like a fairytale.

-That’s what I said. But I’m not supposed to talk about it until he gets here.

-So I can’t call you Princess?

-No. Well, not in front of other people.

-OMG, you’re going to be a princess – a rich princess.

-OMG!!!!

Hot cartoon chicks I would totally do if I were a cartoon character.

November 27, 2008

storm22

Storm from X-Men. She controls my temperature and weather.

gijoe32

Scarlett from G.I. Joe. A hottie who can kick some serious ass. Sweet.

daphne12

Daphne from Scooby doo. She’s a Prom Queen (I think). Regardless, she’s hot. And totally doable.

teela-522

Teela from He-man. There’s always gotta be a slutty one.

mermaiddm1608_468x4742

Ariel, The Little Mermaid. She’s just plain cute.

(more…)