Q: Hey Fez,
Do you find that your accent helps or deters your efforts in picking up women? I ask because I’m considering taking voice classes for that very reason and I’m wondering how effective it is?
-Smooth Operator To Be
A: For Christ’s sake, it’s Wilmer, not Fez. And I hate that stupid accent. Chicks ask me to do it all the time, but I’m like, “Nah baby, forget that, check out my shaved chest.” That rarely works so I end up having to use the bloody accent. You can figure the rest out yourself.
Mack Daddy
Tags: Ask a Douche Bag, Fez, for Christ's sake, That 70s Show, Wilmer
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February 2, 2009 at 3:58 pm |
I’ll be the shaved chest would work if his name wasn’t Wilmer. Then again, it didn’t work for me either.
February 2, 2009 at 5:34 pm |
My wife doesn’t dig the shaved chest thing either. Yet, for some reason, I keep doing it.
February 3, 2009 at 7:43 pm |
He was with Lindsay Lohan; perhaps the chest shaving is crabs related?
February 4, 2009 at 12:13 am |
I’ll bet Wilmer is insufferable in real life.