Write a tell all memoir
Sell the rights to your life story to a movie studio
Sleep with a rich man and make him fall in love with you
Sleep with a rich, married man then blackmail him
Become a madam
Start a website based out of your bedroom
Start a pyramid scheme
Get to know Charlie Sheen
Sell drugs
Tags: Charlie Sheen, Hollywood Madam, prostitute
freetheunicorns.wordpress.com 
March 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm |
Well, I did start a website out of my bedroom… Where’s my $$$?
March 8, 2009 at 5:17 pm |
If you show it, they will come.
March 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm |
Have an actor beat the crap out of you, and then sue him too.
http://funwithchickens.blogspot.com/
March 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm |
Just muscle in on the on ramp/off ramp begging organization. They need “protection”…
March 10, 2009 at 1:41 pm |
drive around drunk and rack up DUI’s like it’s your job and you’re looking for a raise.
March 11, 2009 at 7:22 pm |
she should get fertilized and become the DekaMom
March 12, 2009 at 10:38 am |
I am trying to get my gielfriend to pay me for sex but she laughs and tells me to start a tab.
March 12, 2009 at 10:39 am |
yes i did mean gielfriend
March 16, 2009 at 1:31 pm |
Thats a good idea, I’m going to get charlie sheen to pay me to have sex with my girlfirned.
March 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm |
And by “girlfirned” I mean inanimate object shaped like a slinky.
March 16, 2009 at 1:53 pm |
A slinky? That’s sounds like more fun than my blow-up doll, but not quite as much fun as my flesh light.
April 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm |
Done and done!