Everyone else is doing it
I don’t do men
Women are icky
Finding a child on the black market is more difficult than I expected
I’m stuck in a rut
Babies are so in right now
I haven’t had a drink in 2 hours
Octomom wouldn’t sell me one of hers
Tags: adoption, black market, lesbian, Octomom
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May 29, 2009 at 8:34 am |
No kidding, especially, “I haven’t had a drink in 2 hours”. LOL!
May 29, 2009 at 11:44 am |
I promise to feed it every week whether it’s hungry or not.
May 29, 2009 at 1:00 pm |
So, in other words, you should just lie instead of telling the truth?
May 29, 2009 at 1:39 pm |
Margo: Luckily, I’m on a 3-hour rotation.
Douglas: I hope babies like Kraft Dinner.
CB: It’s not a lie if you believe it.
May 30, 2009 at 12:15 pm |
“Can we include a twelve year old in the deal? I’ll be needing a babysitter!”
heh heh
May 30, 2009 at 4:51 pm |
How about…
“Because children are so yummy.”
Great list.
May 31, 2009 at 4:52 pm |
Well, those are a few I wouldn’t have thought up myself. Good job!
June 1, 2009 at 9:02 am |
“Tastes great. Less filling!”
or
“Duh, that’s why they call it ‘child’ labor!”
Now I’m going to be thinking of this all day. Thanks.
or
“I need a strong one. That last one couldn’t take a good shaking.”
June 1, 2009 at 9:47 am |
Quirky: That’s a brilliant idea. Babysitter included would drive adoption rates way up.
John: Maybe with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
Mary: I’m here to help.
Kathcom: Well said.
June 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm |
“Yardwork is piling up” would probably be one to avoid.
June 1, 2009 at 3:00 pm |
“I’m changing my name to Angelina Jolie, so I need to have at least one child to make it convincing.”
“The dog who used to ride around in my purse died.”
June 2, 2009 at 12:31 am |
haha i thought you meant the papers you fill out when you want to be adopted
‘this family is too bitchy….’
June 2, 2009 at 10:53 pm |
HAHAH PLEASEEEEEE tell me you have seen this video:
I almost peed my pants the first time.
June 3, 2009 at 9:37 am |
Shawn: At least until they’re 4.
Jenn: Those are gold and well become part of my updated list.
Trysh: That’s what Madonna’s kids say every day.
Shawna: I wonder if those are Ben Affleck’s babies?
June 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm |
Excellent options all! hahaha
I’ll add one of my own…
Do you have any self-cleaning models available?